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Meet The Guru - Homer

Name: Homer | Product: Popcorn

Guru of the heroic journey through life. 

 

Attributes: Courage, Honesty, Imagination

 

Expertise: Leadership 

 

Weakness/Vice/LesserEvil: Long-windedness, Too competitive in yoga class

 

Snack of Wisdom: "On the road of life, when something unexpected pops up, crunch it."

 

Favorite Book or Movie: The Big Lebowski

 

Favorite Song: "500 Miles" by The Proclaimers 

 

Fun Fact: Never wears shoes. Even in snow. 

 

Hobby: Knitting

 

Guilty Pleasure: Getting advice from the Magic 8 Ball

From LesserEvil