Meet The Guru - Homer
Name: Homer | Product: Popcorn
Guru of the heroic journey through life.
Attributes: Courage, Honesty, Imagination
Weakness/Vice/LesserEvil: Long-windedness, Too competitive in yoga class.
Snack of Wisdom: "On the road of life, when something unexpected pops up, crunch it."
Favorite Book or Movie: The Big Lebowski
Favorite Song: "500 Miles" by The Proclaimers
Fun Fact: Never wears shoes. Even in snow.
Guilty Pleasure: Getting advice from the Magic 8 Ball